My black boyfriend and I on the phone the other day:
  • Me: hahahah
  • Danny: what?
  • Me: I just saw a picture that reminded me of us.
  • Danny: what was it? Chocolate milk?
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My parents have been together for 40 years.

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When I am high, my parents are like a movie.

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rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

(via the-aspiring-apiarist)

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Write a story about everyone buying what is in style and then human skin and stuff becomes the new style due to the new population control policies

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