I really want a slave. I mean I want to be rich enough to pay someone to be my slave. He or she wouldn’t have to do much…. like when im at the airport he can watch my luggage as I go to the bathroom. He would cook for me and teach me how to cook some things. He would do the laundry and the dishes and he would clean. It would actually probably be a girl cuz girls do everything better. But like… she and I could go shopping together and she could carry the things that I couldn’t when my hands were full and I’d be rich so I could buy her stuff too. She would always know the time and date so I could just ask her. She would be able to go get things from the store that I didn’t have time to get or I forgot. She could go grocery shopping for or with me. She’d be like a friend/slave/pet/thing. It’d be great.
Dude from my hometown (status):
"Honestly all this town is fraud as pussys I really really hate it and for everyone that lives in Erie....yes you are a fraud ass piece of shit lol I hope you read this hahahahaahahhah"
Bunch of people (comments):
basically saying they're not excluded from the list of people who are fraud cuz they still live there...but in more vague, rude terms that the other commenters didn't pick up on.
"Everyone says that. It's so cliche. If you think it's a shit hole it is because you're unhappy and you want to think it's a shit hole. It's not your environment that pisses you off. It's your life."
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
what can I do to help as a male?